{"id":111,"date":"2006-04-06T21:47:49","date_gmt":"2006-04-06T21:47:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/the_kids_theyre\/"},"modified":"2006-04-06T21:47:49","modified_gmt":"2006-04-06T21:47:49","slug":"the_kids_theyre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/mind-brain\/the_kids_theyre\/","title":{"rendered":"The kids! They&#8217;re everywhere!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/creepycrawly_he.html\">wrote<\/a> about what happens when some kids take Ritalin. (Delusional parasitosis, aka crank bugs.) This week the New Yorker <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cartoonbank.com\/CapContest\/CaptionContest.aspx\">caption contest<\/a> reveals what happens when their teachers take the drug:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/photos\/uncategorized\/teacher_caption.jpg\" title=\"Teacher_caption\" alt=\"Teacher_caption\" \/><br \/>&quot;I see small people.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I wrote about what happens when some kids take Ritalin. (Delusional parasitosis, aka crank bugs.) This week the New Yorker caption contest reveals what happens when their teachers take the drug: &quot;I see small people.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education","category-mind-brain"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}