{"id":121,"date":"2006-03-08T21:39:15","date_gmt":"2006-03-08T21:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/one_year_one_bl\/"},"modified":"2006-03-08T21:39:15","modified_gmt":"2006-03-08T21:39:15","slug":"one_year_one_bl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/weblogs\/one_year_one_bl\/","title":{"rendered":"One Year, One Blog, One Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Birthday_dog\"<\/a>Today is the one-year anniversary of my first post<\/a> on this blog. I have since made a little over 100 posts and received close to 50,000 pageviews.<\/p>\n

When people come to my blog from search engines, I can see the search terms they used. In September, I listed my top 12 favorite searches over the first six months of SilverJacket<\/a>. It’s time to cover the second six months. Some of the words in the queries are spread over multiple posts, but I have linked the queries to the posts most responsible for luring the reader.<\/p>\n

10. where did katrina cocker spaniels go after hurricane Katrina<\/a> [Um, they were shot, right? I think that was on the news.]
9. retarded boy scouts photos<\/a> [And queers still can’t join? That’s BS.]
8. can dogs be given Beano<\/a> [Can and should.]
7. funny questions in polymer science<\/a> [Reminds me of this one time at polymer science camp…]
6. "how to use a photocopier"<\/a> [Press the button.]
5. speculum blog<\/a> [Christ, there’s a blog for everything now.]
4. zen fractal technology nature<\/a> [Dude… what’s the sound of my mind being blown?]
3. comedian terry schiavo dance<\/a> [I think it’s like the Humpty Dance, but mellower.]
2. escape closure of universe become god<\/a> [If I knew how, I wouldn’t tell you.]
1. irony alert matt<\/a> [Thanks for watching my back, dog. Irony is my Kryptonite.]<\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions:
Paula Abdul recurring dream<\/a>, spanking soleil moon frye<\/a>, kicking grandma’s head<\/a>, engrish kama sutra<\/a>, bologna snowflakes<\/a>, scientology and brushing teeth<\/a>, funny penmanship award<\/a> <\/p>\n

Thanks for playing.<\/p>\n

I should also note that as of October 11, the number 33 hit in a Belgian Google image search for hard porn<\/em> was my head shot. Awesome very much.<\/p>\n

Previously: Can I Help You?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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