{"id":125,"date":"2006-02-25T21:15:30","date_gmt":"2006-02-25T21:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/overheard_in_sa\/"},"modified":"2006-02-25T21:15:30","modified_gmt":"2006-02-25T21:15:30","slug":"overheard_in_sa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/funny\/overheard_in_sa\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in San Diego"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today at the beach a pontoon plane flew overhead.<\/p>\n<p>Young woman #1: What&#8217;s that?<br \/>Young woman #2: It&#8217;s a plane.<br \/>Young woman #1: It doesn&#8217;t look like a plane.<br \/>Young woman #2: It&#8217;s the kind that can land on water.<br \/>Young woman #1: A hovercraft?<\/p>\n<p>Exhibit A:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;Exhibit B:<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/pontoon_plane.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=226,height=156,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" height=\"138\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Pontoon_plane\" title=\"Pontoon_plane\" src=\"https:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/images\/pontoon_plane.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; float: left;\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/hovercraft.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=310,height=215,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"202\" height=\"140\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Hovercraft\" title=\"Hovercraft\" src=\"https:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/images\/hovercraft.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; float: left;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Any questions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today at the beach a pontoon plane flew overhead. Young woman #1: What&#8217;s that?Young woman #2: It&#8217;s a plane.Young woman #1: It doesn&#8217;t look like a plane.Young woman #2: It&#8217;s the kind that can land on water.Young woman #1: A hovercraft? Exhibit A:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}