This IM chat just happened.<\/p>\n
friend: <\/span>woo hoo only 4 more days<\/span> This IM chat just happened. friend: woo hoo only 4 more daysme: YESfriend: do you have plans?me: actually, now that i know what you’re talking about, replace that YES with a meh [definition]friend: you do not know what i’m talking aboutfriend: whatever you think i’m talking about, this is more importantme: presidents dayfriend: oh wow, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,13,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-affairs","category-internet","category-language"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
me: <\/span>YES<\/span>
friend: <\/span>do you have plans?<\/span>
me: <\/span>actually, now that i know what you’re talking about, replace that YES with a meh <\/span>[definition<\/a>]<\/span>
friend:<\/span> you do not know what i’m talking about<\/span>
friend: <\/span>whatever you think i’m talking about, this is more important<\/span>
me: <\/span>presidents day<\/span>
friend: <\/span>oh wow, i didn’t even realize they coincided<\/span>
me: <\/span>yes all the presidents coincide on that one special day<\/span>
me: <\/span>it makes the tides extra high<\/span>
friend: <\/span>even president neap?<\/span>
me: <\/span>is that real?<\/span>
friend:<\/span> since you asked…
<\/span>friend:<\/span> only four days
<\/span>friend:<\/span> until
<\/span>friend: <\/span>the dvd
<\/span>friend:<\/span> release of
<\/span>friend:<\/span> RENT
<\/span>friend:<\/span> we can watch it whenever!<\/span>
me: <\/span>replace my meh with a feh<\/span> <\/span>[definition<\/a>]<\/span>
friend: <\/span>how do you spell that?
<\/span>friend: <\/span>with an "eh"?<\/span>
me:<\/span> yes<\/span>
me: <\/span>both etymologically distinct from teh<\/span> <\/span>[definition<\/a>]<\/span>
friend:<\/span> indo european roots
<\/span>friend: <\/span>?<\/span>
me: <\/span>teh has haxor rOOts<\/span>
friend: <\/span>you do<\/span>
me:<\/span> nah<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"