{"id":147,"date":"2005-12-01T01:40:27","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T01:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/keepin_it_unrea\/"},"modified":"2005-12-01T01:40:27","modified_gmt":"2005-12-01T01:40:27","slug":"keepin_it_unrea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/funny\/keepin_it_unrea\/","title":{"rendered":"Keepin&#8217; It Unreal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=200,height=158,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\" href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/spats.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"79\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/images\/spats.jpg\" title=\"Spats\" alt=\"Spats\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; float: left;\" \/><\/a>In <em>The Onion<\/em> today, a former trucker-hat pioneer reports taking his fashion statement another step and asks, &quot;<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/43032\">Why Can&#8217;t Anyone Tell I&#8217;m Wearing This Business Suit Ironically?<\/a>&quot; (He later went on to work at &quot;this hysterical corporate law firm,&quot; married &quot;this clueless girl from Connecticut,&quot; and had &quot;two ironic kids&quot; to complete the parody.)<\/p>\n<p>If only <em>The Onion<\/em> were not so <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2005\/09\/14\/gillettes_5blade_raz.html\">unintentionally prescient<\/a>. This winter, look for a new line of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Spats\">spats<\/a> from <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/eye_of_le_tigre.html\">LeTigre<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I think hipster vegans should eat steak, like, all the time. You know, for the irony. Assholes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In The Onion today, a former trucker-hat pioneer reports taking his fashion statement another step and asks, &quot;Why Can&#8217;t Anyone Tell I&#8217;m Wearing This Business Suit Ironically?&quot; (He later went on to work at &quot;this hysterical corporate law firm,&quot; married &quot;this clueless girl from Connecticut,&quot; and had &quot;two ironic kids&quot; to complete the parody.) If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}