{"id":170,"date":"2005-07-18T16:05:01","date_gmt":"2005-07-18T16:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/one_fry_shake_p\/"},"modified":"2005-07-18T16:05:01","modified_gmt":"2005-07-18T16:05:01","slug":"one_fry_shake_p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/random\/one_fry_shake_p\/","title":{"rendered":"One Fry Shake, Please."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=252,height=229,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\" href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/milk.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"90\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/images\/milk.jpg\" title=\"Milk\" alt=\"Milk\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; float: left;\" \/><\/a>Yesterday the <em>Times<\/em> ran an <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/07\/17\/movies\/17gior.html?adxnnl=1&amp;adxnnlx=1121709819-D25PWanpd6GraU1Wwy6AGg\">interview<\/a> with a young woman (Jasmine Long) from Jersey City who was training an actress to play her in a movie. Here is how the interview ended:<\/p>\n<p>Long: &quot;We smoke black dust. That&#8217;s embalming fluid. So you drink milk with it &#8217;cause, you know, later, for your stomach.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Right. We all know what <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.streetdrugs.org\/embalm.htm\">smoking embalming fluid <\/a>does to you stomach. And if you don&#8217;t know how milk will clear that right up, you don&#8217;t deserve to be reading the <em>Times.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday the Times ran an interview with a young woman (Jasmine Long) from Jersey City who was training an actress to play her in a movie. Here is how the interview ended: Long: &quot;We smoke black dust. That&#8217;s embalming fluid. So you drink milk with it &#8217;cause, you know, later, for your stomach.&quot; Right. We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}