{"id":178,"date":"2005-06-08T15:22:31","date_gmt":"2005-06-08T15:22:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/sperm_like_porn\/"},"modified":"2005-06-08T15:22:31","modified_gmt":"2005-06-08T15:22:31","slug":"sperm_like_porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/sex\/sperm_like_porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Sperm Like Porn Too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/woodyallensperm.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=237,height=204,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"86\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Woodyallensperm\" title=\"Woodyallensperm\" src=\"https:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/images\/woodyallensperm.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; float: left;\" \/><\/a>News @ nature<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nature.com\/news\/2005\/050606\/full\/050606-5.html\" target=\"_blank\">reports<\/a> today on a paper published in <em>Biology Letters<\/em> showing that &quot;men looking at explicit pictures of two naked men with a naked woman have been shown to produce higher-quality sperm than those watching pornographic images featuring women only.&quot; Apparently males of many species produce better sperm in the face of competition. Not literally in the face of, but, I mean, er, you get my drift.<\/p>\n<p>Why stop with two competitors? When I fall in love and settle down to start a family, I&#8217;m totally stocking up on gangbang videos. Only the best for my progeny. I can see it now:<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Darling, it is time for that most special moment, when we spark the life of our first child, whom we will love and care for with unyielding attention. A new, wonderful person shall flourish before us.&nbsp; Oh, how I love you. Hold on a sec while I put on <em>The Lonely Slut&#8217;s Pile-It-On Cum Drainage 7<\/em>.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>News @ nature reports today on a paper published in Biology Letters showing that &quot;men looking at explicit pictures of two naked men with a naked woman have been shown to produce higher-quality sperm than those watching pornographic images featuring women only.&quot; Apparently males of many species produce better sperm in the face of competition. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}