me: [coming out of a club, billowing my shirt] "So hot…"<\/p>\n
friend: "Are you gonna take your shirt off?"<\/p>\n
m:"Totally. I’m too sexy for this shirt."<\/p>\n
f:"Haha. Did you know that was a song?"<\/p>\n
m:"No. That’s a song? Are you serious?"<\/p>\n
f:"Totally. Wait, are you serious?"<\/p>\n
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