{"id":204,"date":"2005-04-09T22:21:36","date_gmt":"2005-04-09T22:21:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/worst_jenga_mov\/"},"modified":"2005-04-09T22:21:36","modified_gmt":"2005-04-09T22:21:36","slug":"worst_jenga_mov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/games\/worst_jenga_mov\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst. Jenga move. Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/cbg.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=154,height=262,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"170\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Cbg\" title=\"Cbg\" src=\"https:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/images\/cbg.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; float: left;\" \/><\/a>Last night during a heated game of Jenga, my friend became frustrated with her prospects for success on her turn.&nbsp; So she copped out and removed a piece from the top row, only to place it back on top. If you&#8217;ve ever played Jenga, you know how lame this is, not to mention illegal. Here&#8217;s the kicker: while cheating she also managed to knock over the entire stack.<\/p>\n<p>This moment was perhaps topped by her move in the subsequent game. Again frustrated and pessimistic, she took a swipe at the stack to bring the game to an abrupt close. Apparently a flash of extreme regression. But this time, only the upper third of the stack fell. A failure relative to her previous debacle. Ouch.<\/p>\n<p>In Drinking Jenga fashion, the party of 10 or so had written tasks on the blocks with pens. There were the usual drinking moves (chicks\/dicks take a drink, &quot;waterfall&quot;) and naughty moves (kissing, spanking, &quot;eye for an eye,&quot; and the occasional lap dance) but my favorites were &quot;solve a Rubik&#8217;s Cube,&quot; &quot;demonstrate bowhunting skills,&quot; and &quot;chug a pitcher of sangria.&quot; (Fortunately for Abby, we had a pitcher of sangria handy, and even more fortunately, it was nearly empty.)<\/p>\n<p>Quote of the night: Fed up with our trash talking, Abby&#8211;a compact but tough-as-nails rugby player&#8211;threatened us with, &quot;I&#8217;ll kick your all ass!&quot; Instant classic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night during a heated game of Jenga, my friend became frustrated with her prospects for success on her turn.&nbsp; So she copped out and removed a piece from the top row, only to place it back on top. If you&#8217;ve ever played Jenga, you know how lame this is, not to mention illegal. Here&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}