{"id":42,"date":"2008-04-23T12:24:23","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T12:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/dipping-in-sere\/"},"modified":"2008-04-23T12:24:23","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T12:24:23","slug":"dipping-in-sere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/funny\/dipping-in-sere\/","title":{"rendered":"Thumbs Up to Masturbation!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ad placement is just too good. Click for full size.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/2008\/04\/23\/prostate_thumb.png\" onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=776,height=776,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"450\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Prostate_thumb\" title=\"Prostate_thumb\" src=\"https:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/images\/2008\/04\/23\/prostate_thumb.png\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/po\/20080421\/co_po\/masturbationmaypreventprostatecancer;_ylt=Aln2abnBbAgZ2QyuqUF5t6kDW7oF\">Link<\/a> to story. The idea that masturbation prevents prostate cancer is <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.newscientist.com\/article\/dn3942-masturbating-may-protect-against-prostate-cancer.html\">not new<\/a> by the way.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Per the comments, my sister sees the following ad with the story. I sure as hell want to prevent anything resembling those things. BRB.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Pears\" title=\"Pears\" src=\"https:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/photos\/uncategorized\/2008\/04\/23\/pears.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ad placement is just too good. Click for full size. Link to story. The idea that masturbation prevents prostate cancer is not new by the way. UPDATE: Per the comments, my sister sees the following ad with the story. I sure as hell want to prevent anything resembling those things. BRB.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,40,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-science","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}