{"id":99,"date":"2006-08-29T21:36:03","date_gmt":"2006-08-29T21:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/little_buttery_\/"},"modified":"2006-08-29T21:36:03","modified_gmt":"2006-08-29T21:36:03","slug":"little_buttery_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/film\/little_buttery_\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Buttery Sunshine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=275,height=413,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\" href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/spray2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"150\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/images\/spray2.jpg\" title=\"Spray2\" alt=\"Spray2\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; float: left;\" \/><\/a>At a movie theater on Saturday night my sister suggested that I ingest the Olivio Buttery Spray on the counter, sans popcorn. In the course of my response I realized&#8211;with frustration&#8211;that one cannot pantomime such an act while simultaneously mimicking the &quot;chh chh&quot; sound that the act&#8217;s requisite dispenser would make. Foiled!<\/p>\n<p>Is that observation worth a blog post? Eh, fuck it.<\/p>\n<p>BTW, the movie was Little Miss Sunshine, which I saw with the fam, appropriately. In my recollection, it&#8217;s the only movie that has ever made me cry the normal way and then cry from laughter&#8211;like, actual tears on cheeks. Good times. (As you <a href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/godhead.html\">know<\/a>, I&#8217;m a big fan of entertainment that elicits bodily functions.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At a movie theater on Saturday night my sister suggested that I ingest the Olivio Buttery Spray on the counter, sans popcorn. In the course of my response I realized&#8211;with frustration&#8211;that one cannot pantomime such an act while simultaneously mimicking the &quot;chh chh&quot; sound that the act&#8217;s requisite dispenser would make. Foiled! Is that observation [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverjacket.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}