Harry Whittington had this to say today about getting shot in the face by Dick Cheney: "My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week."
In related news, Johnny Weir apologized to the fishing net that delayed his arrival to warmups last night and may have held him back from winning the first ever Winter Olympic gold medal for the lost city of Atlantis.
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