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Keepin’ It Unreal

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Matthew Hutson

in

SpatsIn The Onion today, a former trucker-hat pioneer reports taking his fashion statement another step and asks, "Why Can’t Anyone Tell I’m Wearing This Business Suit Ironically?" (He later went on to work at "this hysterical corporate law firm," married "this clueless girl from Connecticut," and had "two ironic kids" to complete the parody.)

If only The Onion were not so unintentionally prescient. This winter, look for a new line of spats from LeTigre.

Also, I think hipster vegans should eat steak, like, all the time. You know, for the irony. Assholes.

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2 responses to “Keepin’ It Unreal”

  1. mir Avatar
    mir

    you have it in for the hipsters lately??
    I think red-meat is the new vegan actually, so even though you are being a smart-ass you are totally hipstering it up.
    The trick is to try and eat only organic meat… or beasts that are almost extinct/from somewher exotic, like yak-burgers or okapi skewers. (poor little okapi).

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    Matt Hutson

    In this video, Borat meets a hunter who proudly says, “Last year we shot a pair of David Deer. That’s the one from China that’s extinct.” The hunter later goes on to lament the fact that he cannot hunt Jews. How precious.

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