News @ nature reports today on a paper published in Biology Letters showing that "men looking at explicit pictures of two naked men with a naked woman have been shown to produce higher-quality sperm than those watching pornographic images featuring women only." Apparently males of many species produce better sperm in the face of competition. Not literally in the face of, but, I mean, er, you get my drift.
Why stop with two competitors? When I fall in love and settle down to start a family, I’m totally stocking up on gangbang videos. Only the best for my progeny. I can see it now:
"Darling, it is time for that most special moment, when we spark the life of our first child, whom we will love and care for with unyielding attention. A new, wonderful person shall flourish before us. Oh, how I love you. Hold on a sec while I put on The Lonely Slut’s Pile-It-On Cum Drainage 7."
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