The Gods Must Be Crazy

Sometimes I wonder WTF is wrong with online weather reports.

Today I saw this:

Tomorrow: Rain showers early with some sunshine later in the day. High 57F. S winds shifting to W at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 40%. Rainfall near a quarter of an inch.

Translation: "It will rain… It probably will not rain. It will rain."

And recently I saw this:

18°
High: 34°
Low: 26°

Translation: "The universe is broken."

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