Category: Current Affairs

  • Breaking: Woman Boards Plane, Later Disembarks

    AirplaneApparently an airplane Michelle Obama was on had to circle an airport once before landing so as to give the airplane in front of it enough time to land and get off the runway.

    Does it seem odd that The New York Times spent 670 words on this story? Quotes:

    "the official described the event as 'routine.'"

    "That problem occurs dozens of times a day with airliners at civilian airports around the country, according to aviation experts."

    "'the aircraft were never in any danger.'"

    "the aerial choreography in this case was not unusual"

    "It is reported that she drank some water during the flight–water that, it should be known, had nothing wrong with it. Just perfectly normal water."

    Okay, I made the last one up. 

  • Books for Poors

    Recently a friend asked me what I thought the tanking economy was going to do to the book industry. I said those Chicken Soup for the Soul books would probably get a sales boost, but everyone else is fucked. Well, except for me, because I'm publishing a new line of books modeled on the X for Dummies series. It's called X for Poors. Here's my first one: Wine for Poors.
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    Now taking suggestions. (Feng Shui for Poors? Like, which way should the entrance of your carboard box face?)

  • Iran has the purse missile!

    You heard it here first. Iran has the dreaded purse missile.
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    Sources: 1, 2

  • Duck and Cover

    Two months ago I came home and found Britney Spears on the cover of my April Atlantic. I immediately sent off an email to Gawker:

    Subject: wintry mix, chance of locusts
    omg srsly, what is the world coming to when britney graces the cover of the fucking atlantic?

    (Here‘s Ryan Tate’s write-up.)

    Last week I found that the Atlantic had answered my question with its June cover. This is what the world is coming to:

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    Apparently asteroids will be saving the rest of the universe from Brit Brit. (The attentive will also notice that the mercurial mastermind Professor X has a byline in the issue. Coincidence?)

    In just two months the Atlantic, which usually features politics on its cover, has gone from US Weekly to Discover. Looking forward to the Alfred E. Neuman portrait in August. (Calling Andrew Hearst!)

  • Neurorealism

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    If a thought happens in a forest of neural dendrites, and no one is there to measure it, did you really think it? That's the premise of neurorealism—the bias towards believing that psychological phenomena aren't really real unless we have neuroscientific data to prove it. Further, the data can be used to make false claims appear real too—especially using the most seductive kind of brain data, neuroimages.

    You can read more about it here in my story for the New York Times Magazine's 2007 Year in Ideas issue, published today.

    The timing couldn't have been better. As I was writing it, a group of scientists published an op-ed in the Times titled "This Is Your Brain on Politics" that drew a scathing letter to the editor three days later co-signed by 17 eminent researchers in the field (including Anthony Wagner, in whose neuroimaging lab I worked from 2000-2002), as well as plenty of other bad press.

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    And last week, the neuropsychologist Daniel Amen, who makes commercial use of SPECT, published an op-ed in the LA Times arguing that we should scan the brains of all potential presidents so we can spot the types of "brain pathology" that would make one forget like Reagan, philander like Clinton, or flub words like Bush. He advocates the technique (and practically demands that the People employ his clinics) essentially as a form of Lite-Brite phrenology. His hyping of a reductionistic approach and of its political application embodies three related terms that Racine articulates in his paper: neurorealim (see above), combined with neuroessentialism* (the belief that your brain defines you as a person), deployed together to push policy changes (neuropolicy.)

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    On a lighter note, I considered titling the piece Crockusology, after the elusive Dr. Alfred Crockus. The tale, in brief: Since 2003, a man named Dan Hodgins has been claiming in lectures to educators and parents  that a part of the brain called the crockus is four times larger in boys, supposedly explaining why "Girls see the details of experiences… Boys see the whole but not the details." In response to some questioning by prominent linguist and blogger Mark Liberman in September after one incredulous woman brought the apocryphal lump of grey matter to Liberman's attention, Hodgins further explained that "The Crockus was actually just recently named by Dr. Alfred Crockus. It is the detailed section of the brain [sic], a part of the frontal lope [sic]." The doctor and the brain area are all a big crock, but Hodgins has responded to various email inquiries with laughably vague and incorrect elaborations. This presenter's use of PowerPoint slides with pretty pictures to pilot pedagogy perhaps profiles all of Racine's terms even more prominently that the president-pestering psychologist in the newspaper piece. You can follow the gripping case history in full at Language Log.

    Of course adding schematics and jargon can make any type of scientific explanation appear more valid, but they may be most potent in studies of the mind, as people have more confidence in tangible reality than in subjective accounts of experience.

    Sources for the NYTM article:
    Dave McCabe et al.'s in press Cognition paper "Seeing is believing: The effect of brain images on judgments of scientific reasoning" (pdf)
    Deena Weisberg et al.'s 2008 Journal of Cognitive Neuroscience paper "The Seductive Allure of Neuroscience Explanations" (pdf)
    Eric Racine et al.'s 2005 Nature Reviews Neuroscience paper "fMRI in the public eye" (html, pdf)
    Joe Dumit (whose course "Brains and Culture" I took at MIT) was cut from the piece for space reasons, but he has a book titled Picturing Personhood: Brain Scans and Biomedical Identity and participated in a 2005 AAAS meeting session titled "Brain Imaging and the 'Cognitive Paparazzi': Viewing Snapshots of Mental Life Out of Context."
    *Adina Roskies may have been the first to use the term "neuroessentialism," in a 2002 Neuron paper, "Neuroethics for the New Millenium." (pdf). At least a third independent coining popped up last year on Mind Hacks.

  • OMG MICHIGAN LOOK OUT FOR THE GIANT TORNADO

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    [Note to self: Create "VERY Current Affairs" blog post category.]

  • Oh no you didn’t.

    Gaypride On Sunday I was playing Taboo at a friend's house on 5th Avenue. One of the target words my team had to guess was "bundle," one of the clues given to us being "sticks." This is how I came to yell "faggot!" near an open window as the gay pride parade marched past. Oops.

    But, really, why were they still going at like 6pm? That thing started at like noon. I asked my friend what could keep the gays dancing for 6 hours nonstop in 80 degree heat. His response: "They're powered by pride. And Meth."

    Ok meth I could understand. But pride? Seriously, there is nothing in my life I am that proud of. I could solve world hunger but after a couple hours of bopping around through the sweltering concrete jungle I'd be all, ok I need a time out because somebody better solve my thirst situation.

    Later this week my friend sent me an email with the message "are you being bugged or something?" There was a link to Wednesday's Onion story: "Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy?" Buddy, I'm sorry I dragged you into big brother's net; a line in the story reads, "So I ask, where do they get all their energy? Is it from all that meth?"

  • Solomon’s Slump

    Wow. Awkward.

    There are so many things wrong with this interview.

    First of all, it’s way too meta. Instead of drawing a profile, more than anything it accentuates the interview process, which happened to be characterized by extremely poor rapport. From "None of your business." to "Is that a question?" to "You’re done."

    (I have to wonder if Solomon was trying to echo the dynamic that inspired this week’s choice of subject to begin with.)

    I think there may have been lack of good material too. Why did they print the stuff about Tony Snow? How is Wallace’s parents’ divorce and his brother’s death 40 years ago relevant? Maybe if he had offered insightful answers to those questions, but… he misses his brother sometimes, and his dad in proud of him. Groundbreaking.

    And then there’s: Solomon: "Are you friends with Bill O’Reilly, the station’s emblematic conservative personality?" Wallace: "I don’t see him. He’s in New York. I am in Washington." LAME.

    It’s pretty much filler after "You weren’t in the room."

    (I’m also reminded of Ali G’s painful interview with Wallace’s father’s colleague, Andy Rooney, which ends after two and a half minutes of grammar corrections with "I don’t want to do this anymore.")

  • My Bad

    Harry_wJohnny_weirHarry Whittington had this to say today about getting shot in the face by Dick Cheney: "My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week."

    In related news, Johnny Weir apologized to the fishing net that delayed his arrival to warmups last night and may have held him back from winning the first ever Winter Olympic gold medal for the lost city of Atlantis.