An Explosive Date Awaits

So I was reading my horoscopes today on My Yahoo!…

Your Daily Aries Forecast

Quickie: Cooking can be a creative and romantic way to express yourself. So what are you waiting for? Put on that apron!

Overview: Hel-LO, romance! If you don’t have a hot date for tonight, find one immediately. Think way, way outside the box when planning your evening — like demolition derby rather than dinner and a movie.

Nice synergy, but with one apparent glaring contradiction. Cooking but no dinner. Hmmmm…. let’s review.

Quickie:
Romance: good.
Creativity: good.
Cooking: good.

Overview:
Romance: good.
Creativity: good.
Dinner: bad.
Demolition: good.

Are my horoscopes telling me to COOK UP EXPLOSIVES? AS A DATE?!
(I wonder if Karen Marcelo is in town tonight…)

Oh, wait, the horoscopes go on:

Daily extended (by Astrology.com)
You’re faced with an almost impossible choice. It’s akin to being told you can have ice cream or cake for the rest of your life — but not both. When you’re faced with equal (yet different) kinds of lusciousness, what do you do? Well, first you cackle with glee at your embarrassingly fabulous situation. Next, keep your own counsel. The wisest thing to do in this case is to get very quiet, and see what advice your own heart gives you.

So it’s true… I get to wear an apron AND blow shit up! BUT, I must keep in mind: When finished cackling, keep quiet and, if it comes to it, obtain counsel.