Don’t Bite My Style

This month, the NYT Mag highlighted "Celebrity Teeth" in its "The Year in Ideas" issue. The gist: If you want your teeth to look like those of Cameron Diaz, Halle Berry, or Jessica Simpson, go see the inventor of the Snap-On Smile, Marc Liechtung.

Ok,that’s great. But the article missed a huge part of the trend. What if you want your grill to look like Flava Flav, Mike Jones, or Nelly? Ah yes, go see Paul Wall.

And what’s gonna be poppin for 06? How about a reality series based in a gold teeth shop? No joke.

P.S. Nobody better be bitin my style when I come through flossin diamond-studded spinners on my teeth. That shit’s mine, ya heard?