You may recall my earlier post about a recent trip to Las Vegas, where I saw Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan dance on a table at the Bellagio's nightclub, Light. I now have the promised visual aid, courtesy one Tiller Beauchamp and his sweet camera skills.
See, I remember the basketball superstars dancing, but my intoxication prevented my noting precisely which steps they did. Was it the Charleston? The Roger Rabbit? (It's to the tune of "Crazy in Love.") Reviewing the footage, I now recognize that they were STRAIGHT UP GRINDING. AND SPANKING. The movie file is 8 MB so I pulled some choice stills and assembled an incriminating collage of their intimate frolicking. Click on pic above for larger version.
The faces are small. If you don't believe it's really MJ and CB, check the E! Online gossip archives:
Tom Brady and Michael Jordan, goofing off through the ayem hours at Light in the Bellagio Hotel. Vegas, baby. Tom-hon joined ex-baller Charles Barkley in a VIP booth, while M.J. sat in another cushy booth directly on the dance floor. Charlie and Mikey boogied about, exchanging hellos and jokes. With his signature hoop earring, Mr. Jordan was decked out head-to-toe in a red 'n' black Air Jordan getup. Patriots quarterback Brady-babe, probably missing his honey, Bridget Moynahan, was more subdued than his fellow sporty homies.
UPDATE: Ryan from GorillaMask.net has offered to host the video, so now you can watch it for yourself. (The three random people at the end: Nicole freaking out, my drunken dancing head, and Tiller turning the camera on himself while doing the Jordan tongue move.) Enjoy.
UPDATE 2: The link in the first update is broken, but now YouTube exists, so here you go.
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