Today I salute you, fellow Matt Hutson, commander of the Sa’cea Tau army. (That is Hutson’s army for playing Warhammer 40,000.)
According to Wikipedia, Warhammer 40,000 is a "science fiction tabletop miniature wargame." I think that means people get together with their tiny soldiers, roll dice, and move the delicately painted figurines around on a table until someone wins somehow. Also according to Wikipedia, specifically its thorough coverage of Warhammer 40,000, someone who contributes to Wikipedia has a raging hardon for Warhammer 40,000.
Here is Hutson’s vivid description of his battle experience with the Sa’cea Tau army:
So far I’ve played three games with this army. The first game I played was against Graham Davey’s Chaos Space Marine army. Unfortunately a Bloodthirster appeared right in front of my army, charging me before I had a chance to shoot it. There was little I could do after that as it munched my Broadsides and Fire Warriors severely weakening my firepower. In my second game however, also against Graham, the Bloodthirster appeared quite far away allowing me to take it out in one turn. Of particular note in this game was my Stealthsuit team that wiped out a unit of Khorne Berzerkers in just one turn. My most recent game was in the Studio Cityfight campaign against Ian Vincent’s Eldar. In the mission I had to take a building from the enemy. I used a huge unit of Kroot to take the building while all my Tau units poured shots into the building. By turn four I had managed to wipe out almost all of the Eldar to give the Tau a decisive victory.
Boyakasha! Brings back memories of my college-era bar brawls. With such glorious success, Matt, it’s no wonder you sit atop all Matt Hutsons on the Google heap. You make us proud! Keep reaching for those stars!
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