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How great is this:

•Article title: "Our Vaginas, Ourselves" (NYT Mag, January 1)
•Choice line: "The future as I see it is also – how to put this? – reforested."
•Author’s name: Daphne Merkin

That photo, by the way, is of my friend Kelly, taken right before our outing to the Days of Our Lives party. (She’s the one on the right.)